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QUESTION:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
Teacher from kindergarten:
– To go to the other side of the road.
Plato:
– To his good.
Aristotle:
– This is the nature of chickens – to cross roads.
Karl Marx:
– Historical inevitable.
Saddam Hussein:
– This action was unprovoked act of rebellion and we quite rightly will pour five tons nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan:
– I forgot.
Hippocrates:
– Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
Moses
– And God came from heaven and said to chickens – „The way you should be re-crossed.“ And the chickens started to cross the road and there was joy.
Richard Nixon:
– Chickens are not crossing the road. I repeat! NOT chickens crossing the road.
Simeon II
– Chicken crosses the road! Believe me!
Freud:
– The fact that you’re concerned at all that chicken crossed the road reveals your sexual insecurity.
Darwin:
– More than ever are chickens naturally be selected in such a way that at the moment they are genetically susceptible to cross the road.
Isaac Newton:
– Any chicken in the universe will always be able to cross the road perpendicular to the path length in an infinitely long straight line at a constant speed, unless the chicken stops due to unbalanced opposing forces from the opposite direction of the chicken movement.
Einstein:
– Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath his feet the chicken depends on your point of view.
Haysenberg:
– Nobody ever knows for sure whether it will actually get to the other side of the road.
Buddha:
– Asking this question denies the nature of the chicken.
Ernest Hemingway:
– To die in the rain.
Snoopy:
– It was a dark and stormy night. Somewhere in the rain chicken crossed the road.
Voeten:
– I think something propusnAh …